15 in the clip and one in the chamber…shitrappery… Dear Hip Hop… shut the fuck up and say something already
Dear Hip Hop,
Please shut the fuck up and start saying something.
(But, manny, you only talk about politics and all that other whiny shit)
Yeah and your mom’s a hizzo, though she jumps my jimmy for gratis…. so rule breaking and exception making is inherent to the column.
“this is why i’m hot…. this is why i’m hot…. this is why i’m hot..” no, stupid… this is why you’re not… your flow is eh…. your lyrics are weak…. and your production is great…. what does this remind me of? hmm… could it be shit-rock in the 80’s? remember that? coked up, out-of-touch, multimillionaires donning champagne and furs? Making music about…. nothing? “I wanna fuck you” = “Pour some sugar on me” …
one is akon… the other is def leppard…. together they are the pop fellaters…
so here’s my idea, seeing as how many producers have taken to mixing 80s tracks for their emcess, why not starting mixing shitty 80s rocks songs with the shitrap of the new millenium… mmm shitrap… i like that term….
This sort of connection though begs a few questions…. hmmmm shitrap… shitrock… what’s the connection… oh i see… THE SHIT>.. so who is this shit? it’s the same shit that made the spice girls famous, that made the backstreet boys famous, that made reo speedwagon, and J-Kwon and Def Leppard and Akinellifamous…
Shit seems like a heavy, lugubrious term to use personified… hmm… mayb shit-for-brains? Shitheads? Shitbricks?
Either way… wouldn’t hip hop, rock, politics, life and the universe all be better if we didn’t cater to the lowest possible denominator?
Buck Fush,
–Rev Manny (aka the Funk Doctor)
LONG LIVE GREAT ROCK!!!!
